I’ve got a bad case of the 3:00 am guilts - you know, when you lie in bed awake and replay all those things you didn’t do right? Because, as we all know, nothing solves insomnia like a nice warm glass of regret, depression and self-loathing.
— (via be-sarcastic-as-fuck)
God is like Robert Pattinson: It’s not the person you have a problem with; it’s the fan club that freaks you out.
Anurag Sahay (via really-shit)
this is the best analogy I’ve ever heard
This explains how I feel about dr.who, Sherlock and supernatural(via deadlycollision)
at a restaurant while u high like
"can i order this"
"would you like a soup or a salad?"
"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"